Alex

Alex is a member of Pizza Midnight. He is a known racist and sexist, as well as a "pussy ass bitch nigga 420 blazin". He reaps certain benefits while playing Civilization V for being gay, as the game feels sorry for him due to the oppressive conditions he faces in real life.

Alex often complains about inconsistency in gameplay of Counter Strike: Global Offensive. He is apparently unable to make plays and shots that other people make infrequently (but still apparently with more ease than Alex can), and dies to things that other people don't die from. The assumption could be made that CS:GO, as a game, has differing opinions regarding homosexuals compared to Civilization V, thus creating the change in his overall gameplay experience.

Alex has a lot of explaining to do.

Known Aliases

 * Allourbase
 * PhoenixRise81

Videos of Alex

 * CS: GO back to hell Alex

Quotes

 * "BLAZIN ALL NIGHT" - Civ V
 * "Am I in?" - Civ V
 * "Yeah!" - Borderlands
 * "Well, you're wrong."
 * "Last summer I went snowboarding."
 * "LaBel, hehehehehe".
 * "I'm gay and I don't like girls." -8/1/2013
 * "Heavily stacked against us." - CS:GO